Monday, 28 April 2008

Eighteen & Vegeta - Unfinished Business

Dragonball Hentai - Unfinished business
Staring Vegeta and Android Eighteen (Juuhachigou)

This fanfiction was one of the first I created as an extension of the first one I wrote for Android Eighteen. It was quite straightforward to set up a premise between Vegeta and Eighteen based on events in the Cell Saga. I think the best thing about this story, is that in a lot of ways it's quite believable for a situation like this to happen in the Dragonball Universe (if it allowed hentai!). I hope you enjoy the crazy and perverted action! ^.^

(I do not own the rights to the dragonball franchise, none of thes characters used in this fanfiction are mine. Thanks to Toei Animation and Akira Toriyama for creating such an awesome series!)

Dragonball Hentai: Unfinished Business
Staring Vegeta and Android Eighteen
Characters copyright of Akira Toriyama/Toei Animation
Story written by Royston Joseph
Originally created 21/11/07
Current edit 19/4/09

For the first time in a while, Eighteen woke up to an empty house. It was on her insistence that Krillin help her move out of Master Roshi’s place and find their own home. Her demand to move out was primarily because she was sick and tired of Roshi’s relentless groping of her breasts and leering at her when she was in the shower! She wanted a place where her family could have their own freedom and privacy.

After a couple of weeks of searching, Eighteen found a house that was in a quiet suburb that was just within Krillin’s price range, although Krillin didn’t like the fact that it cost all of HIS hard earned savings to pay for it! It was worth it as far as she was concerned, and this morning she basked in the enjoyment of knowing this house was all hers!

As a little present to her Krillin suggested taking Marron over to Bulma’s place for a sleepover. A lot of ideas sprung to Eighteen’s mind with the free time she would have, so she pretended to reluctantly agree to his idea. Eighteen chuckled to herself at her constant ability to manipulate Krillin into doing whatever she wanted! She loved him with all her heart, but sometimes she wished he was more assertive.

Seeing as she was all alone, she saw no reason to have to wear any clothes as she slipped out of bed. She didn’t get many chances to do so, because she didn’t want to confuse her little daughter into thinking walking around naked was normal behaviour of her mother! Right now though, it was an exhilarating experience as she sauntered around the house with her breasts bobbing and swaying in front of her, and her feminine juices gently dripping down between her legs! She felt very turned on by doing so, and almost wished Krillin was still home to see her behaving in such a lewd way!

After 5 minutes of fooling around in front of a tall bedroom mirror, posing in very sexy and perverted ways, her body felt hot and sticky, so she headed for the shower.

After she was finished, she dried herself off with a towel and headed for the kitchen. She opened the fridge and realised that she would have to go shopping later. She pulled out a carton of orange juice, and even though she knew the chances of anyone watching her at that moment was almost impossible, she looked around the kitchen to made sure no-one could see her before drinking straight out of the carton! She chuckled to herself again at behaving in such an un-ladylike manner, and put the carton back in the fridge.

Eighteen headed back to the bedroom. Comfort was her only priority, so she flung off her towels, and grabbed one of her favourite striped t-shirts and a pair of hot pants. She then heads back into the kitchen to make herself a cup of coffee.

Eighteen was enjoying the prospect of having the whole house to herself for the whole day, just lazing around not doing much, and not having to look after her adorable little girl and her equally adorable but sometimes annoying husband!

Her thoughts were interrupted by the doorbell. She assumed that it was probably Krillin, she put down the steaming cup of coffee she had in her hand and headed for the front door.

As she went to remove the latch on the door, Eighteen shouted:

Eighteen: Remember what I said Krillin! If you have to come back to the house BEFORE the following day for any reason, you forfeit and have to do the cleaning and cooking for a week!

A mysterious but familiar voice could be heard through the door

???: That sounds like a nice offer, but I’m afraid I’m going to have to decline!

Confused, Eighteen opens the door. The instant she saw his slicked-back spiky hair with the mother of all widow’s peaks in front of it, she knew who it was.

Eighteen: Vegeta?

Vegeta: In the flesh! Nice to see you too, Android!

Eighteen: Pfft! If you’re looking for Krillin, he’s not here. I suggest you come back later!

Vegeta: Actually, I wasn’t looking for Krillin. I was looking for you, and it just so happens that I’ve come at the perfect time, haven’t I?

Eighteen: Why on earth would you want to come all the way out here just to see me? Unless your memory’s fried, you should already know that we’re not exactly on speaking terms!

Vegeta pretended to look hurt by her harsh words.

Vegeta: I’m extremely hurt that you think so little of me! I’d like to think that the two of us could find some kind of common ground. I came here to break the ice, in the hope that we could bury the hatchet, or at the very least settle some UNFINISHED BUSINESS!

Eighteen: Amusing as that story was, I’m afraid I’ve run out of patience. Why don’t you do you, me, and everyone else on this planet a favour, and take a long walk off a short plank!

Vegeta: As interesting as that sounds, once again I must decline, but I do have a better idea…

Vegeta reached into his back pocket and pulled out what looked like a primitive remote controller. It had what looked like a small pull-out antenna on it, a small speaker port like a walkie-talkie, and a big red button on top of it.

Vegeta: I have a little present for you. Actually, it’s more of a present for me, but I’m sure you’ll be able to enjoy its functions as well!

Eighteen was starting to lose her temper.

Eighteen: What are you talking about? What is that thing?

Vegeta: My, my! This thing, my dear Android, is a remote device. With it I will have complete control over your body!

Eighteen: I’m closing the door, Vegeta!

Vegeta: Go right ahead. You’ll only be opening it again in a minute. Before you do that, why don’t you try…

Vegeta held the red button on the controller and spoke into it.

“CLAPPING YOUR HANDS TOGETHER!”

Eighteen could feel her hands start to move all by themselves, and she could feel that she had no control over them! She started clapping uncontrollably!

Eighteen: What the hell?!

Vegeta: While you’re at it, why don’t you HOP ON ONE LEG?

Despite resisting as best she could, Eighteen could feel her body move of its own accord, and she started to hop on one leg while still clapping!

Eighteen: S-Stop it Vegeta! T-T-This isn’t funny anymore!

Vegeta: Mmmm, You’re probably right. Why don’t you do something more embarrassing and SHOW ME YOUR BREASTS!

Eighteen was shocked to hear those words uttered into the controller, but was then even more shocked to realise that she was doing just that! She desperately tried to stop her body from obeying, but it was no use. The previous commands had been cancelled, and Eighteen’s hands were moving her striped t-shirt upwards, revealing her breasts! Tears started to trickle down her face.

Vegeta: Oh, my! How embarrassing! I always knew you were a dirty slut, but I never thought you would proposition me in such a manner! I wonder what Krillin would say if he saw you now? Ha ha ha!

Eighteen: You’re sick, you know that?

Vegeta: Yeah, well I need to find other ways to amuse myself these days besides training. I must say though, those are some truly divine breasts you have!

Eighteen: That’s enough!

Eighteen managed to make herself fall backwards towards the door. As she fell, she rolled backwards onto her feet and then slammed the front door with her shoulder. Eighteen stood with her back to the door for a moment, desperately trying to regain control of her hands, but they refused to budge.

Vegeta: Impressive as always Android! I can tell this is going to be a real challenge! It’s a shame that door won’t offer you much protection from me. All I have to do is ask you to OPEN THE DOOR!

Eighteen: Oh crap!

Once again, Eighteen’s hands moved of their own accord, and she slowly opened the door. As soon as her hands became free, she pulled her t-shirt down and slammed the door in Vegeta’s face again, just as he was about to enter.

Eighteen: There is NO WAY in HELL that I’m letting you through this door, GOT IT?!

Vegeta: You’re really not doing yourself any favours you know? As long as I have this controller in my hands, there is nothing you can do to sto...

At that very moment, the front door came off its hinges and slammed into Vegeta! He was propelled a couple of feet through the air, and landed on the path leading to the house. The door landed directly on top of him.

Vegeta was quite surprised by the turn of events, but surprisingly, he wasn’t angry. He was thoroughly enjoying the little game of cat and mouse that seemed to be developing between him and Eighteen. He knocked the door off of him as if it were cardboard, and stood to see if Eighteen was still standing in the doorway. She was not.

Vegeta: Looks like things just got interesting!

Eighteen was hiding in the living room, behind the couch. She was trying to figure out what was happening with her body. No matter how hard she had tried, she wasn’t able to control her body while the remote controller was active. “Why was Vegeta coming after me?” she asked herself. For the first time in a very long time, she was afraid.

She knew that she wouldn’t be able to hide from him for long. Her only chance was to distract Vegeta long enough to get hold of the controller, and then smash it!

Vegeta: Oh Android! Come out and play-yay!!

Vegeta swaggered into the house, pretending to look high and low for Eighteen.

Eighteen: Why me Vegeta! Why did you go to all this trouble just to get at me?! I’d have thought you had more of a grudge with Krillin than me! Why don’t you just come back tomorrow, and you and Krillin can settle your differences then!

Hearing her voice, Vegeta moves towards the living room.

Vegeta: I already told you, this has nothing to do with that bald-headed buffoon! This is between you and me!

Sensing that he was getting closer, Eighteen prepares to make her move.

Eighteen: I’m sorry, but I just don’t get it! What did I ever do to you?

Vegeta: My, you must have a short memory! It was the one time that you and I faced off against each other in combat! Have you forgotten how you taunted and humiliated me in front of my son? Did you forget that you BROKE MY ARM?

Eighteen: That was your own DAMN FAULT!!

Eighteen lifted the couch she had been hiding behind, and hurled it at Vegeta! Immediately afterwards, she charged at Vegeta, hurling a ki blast at him at the same time! Eighteen hoped that she had done enough to block his sight long enough to give her time to grab the controller!

A huge explosion showered the living room with bits of couch. Seconds passed. As the dust cleared, from her crouched position, Eighteen realised that she had something in her hand. She then looked up at Vegeta. He was looking down at her with a cocky grin on his face. He was still holding the controller!

Eighteen realised what he must’ve done. Vegeta had placed the controller in his pocket for safe keeping, and grabbed the TV remote instead. He had known exactly what she was going to do, and let her think she had the upper hand! Cursing herself for not being smart enough to figure this out in time, Eighteen chucks the TV remote at Vegeta and dashes out of the living room. The TV remote harmlessly bounces off of Vegeta’s face, and falls to the floor.

In order to prolong the ecstasy of the chase, Vegeta decides to give Eighteen plenty of time to hide, before giving chase again.

He looked all around the ground floor, but Eighteen was nowhere to be found. He decided to head upstairs.

Vegeta was acting like a young child looking for their Christmas present. He peeked in all of the doors and cupboards on the first floor, calling out “Android” as he did so. He eventually found himself in the bedroom.

Vegeta: There aren’t many other places you can hide Android! That’s not to say that I’m not having fun! The anticipation is giving me a tingly sensation...in my pants!

At that moment, Eighteen flipped down from outside the doorway and lunged at Vegeta from behind. She thought that she had finally got the drop on him, but her punch passed right through Vegeta. As she turned round to attack again, the image of Vegeta faded into nothingness. A confused Eighteen looked at where she thought Vegeta had been standing, unaware that she was exposed and vulnerable to another attack.

Vegeta: Gotcha!!

Vegeta caught Eighteen in a full nelson hold. She was unable to move.

Eighteen: Wha? How did you…

Vegeta: A little trick I picked up from Kakarott! My afterimage drew you into my web!

Eighteen: We’ll see about that!

Eighteen kicked her legs forward then used the momentum to hurl Vegeta over her head and into the wardrobe, snapping in two! She followed up by charged Vegeta, hoping that he would be stunned enough for her to gain the upper hand. Vegeta stumbled out of the wreckage of the wardrobe. As he saw Eighteen bearing down on him, he pulled out the remote control and pressed the red button.

Vegeta: SHUTDOWN!

Eighteen felt herself lose complete control of her body. She could feel that she was falling, but knew that she had no way of stopping herself. She effortlessly fell into Vegeta’s arms.

Vegeta: You put up quite a fight, I’m impressed! It’s clear to me that even in this peaceful time, you continue to train and hone your skills. Shame that’s not going to help you this time!

Eighteen was still conscious and she could still feel everything, but she was unable to move any part of her body. She was at the complete mercy of Vegeta!

Vegeta: Do you remember when you Androids first came on the scene? Everyone was desperately trying to come up with a way to defeat the three of you. It was then that my beloved Bulma came up with a solution!

Vegeta lifted Eighteen and tossed her onto the bed.

Vegeta: Her solution was quite simple. Because you are cybernetic beings that were created by a crazy old scientist, it would make sense that you could be shut down like machines!

He was about to jump onto the bed as well, when he noticed out of the corner of his eye a camcorder set up on a tripod in the corner of the room.

Vegeta: A camcorder? Well-well-well! I wonder just what you and baldy have been getting up to in this bedroom of yours?

Vegeta picked the camcorder up and placed it next to the side of the bed, then set up the playback feature. Eighteen could see that Vegeta was watching everything that Krillin and her had gotten up to when their little daughter was asleep! She could hear the sounds of her moaning as she had sex with Krillin, as well as her screams of pleasure with all the perverted things she wanted Krillin to do to her! Eighteen wanted so much to be able to shut the camera off, or even blow it up, but because of that accursed controller, she couldn’t move an inch!

Vegeta: You really are a dirty slut, aren’t you Android? You try so hard to make people think that you are a high class lady, but deep down, you’re nothing more than a perverted whore, aren’t you? *sets up the camcorder* You’ve sparked my interest now! I want to see just how MUCH of a slut you REALLY are!

With the camcorder set up and recording, Vegeta then moved over to her on the bed and proceeded to rip her clothes off!

Eighteen wanted to punch Vegeta in the face as hard as she could, but all she could do was lay there as Vegeta began fondling her breasts!

Vegeta: My-my! Just look at how erect your nipples are becoming! I wonder just how much evidence we’ll collect that proves how perverted you are?

Eighteen wanted to shake her head or scream, but she was still unable to move any part of her body. A tear slowly ran down her cheek.

Vegeta: Why are you crying already? I haven’t even gotten to the best part yet!

Vegeta’s right hand slowly and deliberately slips down between her legs! Vegeta then starts to move his fingers along her pussy lips. As he stroked her most intimate area, he could feel her slit becoming wetter and wetter. Eighteen could also feel what was happening, and she could also feel her body becoming hotter and hotter as a result, her pussy tingling with each stroke of his fingers.

Vegeta then moved onto her clit, stroking the hood back and forth over the fleshy nub. Eighteen could feel her clit growing and becoming swollen. Vegeta then flicked the clit with his finger, causing a shockwave of pleasure to shoot through her body!

Vegeta then plunged a finger into her pussy. He shoved it in and out, then shoved a second finger in with the first and continued to fuck her with his fingers. The sensations caused by Vegeta’s perverted acts were causing Eighteen’s pussy to dribble lots of pussy juice on his fingers, and onto the bed.

Vegeta: It’s amazing just how much you’re getting into this, Android! Your pussy is literally sopping from me just using two fingers! I wonder, just how much you can take?
*adds a third finger* Let’s find out!

I was only a matter of time before Vegeta was up to four fingers inside Eighteen’s pussy.
The sensations running through Eighteen’s body were so intense, she thought she might pass out!

Vegeta: Four fingers! Truly admirable, if I do say so myself! Considering how far we’ve come, we might as well go for the full “five knuckle shuffle”!

Vegeta then moved his thumb into position, and shoved his whole right hand into Eighteen’s vagina! Eighteen couldn’t hold it in any longer, and started dribbling pee from her urethra.

Vegeta: Hahaha! I made you pee a little! How amusing! I wonder what would happen if I made a fist while my hand is still in your dark passage? *flexes hand into a fist*

The added pressure caused the dribbling to become a small fountain. Then Vegeta started rotating his newly formed fist while it was still inside her! This caused the small fountain of pee to become a huge gush of bodily juices! Eighteen was so embarrassed by what was happening to her, she tried to close her eyes.

Vegeta: This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen! You REALLY should take a look at this! *moves her head so she can see better* Have you not seen a more wonderfully display? Further evidence to prove just how much of a slut you are!

Eighteen would’ve tried to deny such a false statement, but she could feel that her body was telling her different! Vegeta pulled his fist out of her vagina, leaving his hand covered in urine and pussy juice. Eighteen’s pussy was left gaping wide open for all the world to see!

Vegeta: I wish you could see this Eighteen! Your vagina has been totally destroyed by my fist, that I can see your cervix! Wait a minute! I’ve just had an idea!

Vegeta gets up off the bed and goes to look for a mirror. He comes back with the same tall mirror she had been posing in front of earlier, and moves it so that it’s facing towards the end of the bed. He then moves Eighteen into position so that she can clearly see what has been done to her womanhood.

Vegeta: Isn’t this amazing? *opens her hole wider* I guess childbirth relaxes the muscles enough for me to be able to do something like this to you, eh?

Vegeta starts to take his clothes off.

Vegeta: You know, it’s quite ironic that such a device exists really. Krillin chose not to use it, thinking that he could save you from Cell. If only he knew that something like THIS would happen years later! *pulls down pants* Chances are, if it wasn’t me, it probably would’ve been someone else anyway! You should be grateful!

Vegeta moves onto the bed again, this time deliberately moving slowly toward her, his swollen cock waving from side to side between his legs.

Vegeta: My cock has been getting restless from all the fun your pussy has been having until now! I wonder what we should do about it, eh Android?

Grabbing her head, Vegeta plunges his swollen penis into Eighteen's mouth, right up to the hilt! Eighteen couldn’t believe what was happening to her! This vile, hateful Saiyan was shoving his sweaty, smelly member into her mouth, without a second thought! There was nothing she could do to stop him from almost making her choke on his huge cock!

Vegeta started slowly at first, thrusting in and out of her mouth, but quickly began to gain speed, thrusting deeper and deeper into her throat! Saliva was gushing out of her mouth as Vegeta thrusted faster and faster. He reached climax, and shot a torrent of his man-seed into her mouth, so much in fact that some even spurted out of her nose!

Vegeta: Bahhahah! You made me cum so hard, some of it shot out of your nose! Absolutely priceless! I’m glad I caught it on camera, so you can enjoy watching it later!

Vegeta decides to remove the torn remains of Eighteen’s clothes, so that he can get a better look at her body, which is currently covered with bits of her spit and his cum juice.

Vegeta: Your ass is looking a little lonely, kinda like it wants to be split apart like your pussy just was! *moves his cock towards her ass-hole* Why don’t we make it happy again by filling it with my cock!

Still covered in juices, Vegeta had little trouble sliding his penis into Eighteen’s ass. Eighteen could feel his cock going in, bit by bit, stretching her anus muscles to their limit! She could feel the entire length of his fleshy rod go deeper and deeper, until she felt his balls touching her crotch. She could feel it twitching and pulsing inside her, its warmth was like a steaming fleshy corn cob inside her ass!

Vegeta: I can’t believe just how tight your ass feels! It’s like being sucked of by a black hole or something! I hope you’re ready, Android! Here comes the main event!

Vegeta started thrusting. At first, the movement was slow, but as Eighteen’s ass-hole became relaxed, he was able to go faster and deeper. Vegeta was becoming a ravenous beast as he was fucking her ass. He had a manic expression on his face.

Eighteen had pretty much given up on trying to stop Vegeta. She had been subjected to some of the cruellest, twisted and perverted acts she had ever experienced in her life. But without a shadow of a doubt, the worst thing about the entire ordeal was that she was beginning to enjoy it! She was even having thoughts of wanting Krillin to walk in on the two of them right in the middle of such a shameless display!

At that moment, Eighteen let go of everything. In that moment, she totally forgot that she was married and had a child. The only thing running through her mind was that she wanted MORE! In that moment, she felt her fingers twitch.

Eighteen was slowly starting to feel control of her body parts coming back to her! Bit by bit, she was able to move her hands and feet again, then her arms and legs, then the rest of her body. Vegeta was in too much of a trance to notice Eighteen was slowly beginning to move again. Her hands slowly reached up behind Vegeta’s neck, and her legs slowly wrapped themselves around his hips. Vegeta suddenly noticed the expression on her face.

It was the look of utter passion. Eighteen’s face was flushed with red and sweat was dripping all over her body. She was moaning with each thrust into her ass, and panting heavily. The look of puzzlement on Vegeta’s face turned into a cocky smile. He lifted Eighteen closer to his body, pressing her breasts against his chest. Their eyes were locked in a passionate, manic gaze at each other, as if they were looking into each other’s souls. Their bodies glistened with sweat. Their bodies became in sync with each others as they both climaxed, gushing cum and pussy juice everywhere!

Vegeta was content that he had done what he set out to do, even if it didn’t end the way he had expected it to. He got up and got dressed, leaving Eighteen laying unconscious on the bed. Just as he was about to leave, something grabbed his shorts from behind. He turned around to see that it was Eighteen. She had a VERY dirty, slutty look in her face!

Eighteen: And WHERE do you think you’re going?

Vegeta: Don’t tell me you want more!

Eighteen: What? You think I’m gonna let you get away with what you’ve just done? Didn’t you say you wanted to find evidence that I was a dirty slut?

Vegeta: Heh! Just look at the tape for the evidence, Android! I’ve gotten my revenge by raping you, so there’s no need for me to hang around this dump! Later! *starts to walk out the door*

Eighteen: You and I are not so different Vegeta.

Vegeta stops and pauses for a moment.

Vegeta: What is that supposed to mean?

Eighteen: We are both fighters by nature, proud and passionate. These domestic lives we’ve chosen to live have dulled our senses, but deep down, we still yearn to break free from the shackles of civilised living, to do whatever we want, whenever we want.

Vegeta: ...you DO have a point. That doesn’t mean that I’m gonna apologise! *points to the controller* If you want to destroy the controller, go right ahead, I don’t need it any more anyway.

Eighteen: I don’t care about that, you piece of shit! You’ve just raped me, and now you’re just going to leave me to pick up the pieces? More importantly, my pussy and ass are still hungry for more cock! You’re not going ANYWHERE, until my body is COMPLETELY, TOTALLY, and UTTERLY SATISFIED, got it?!

The look on Vegeta’s face was priceless!

Vegeta: You...you can’t be serious?!

Eighteen: I am dead serious.

Vegeta: I…have to be getting back! Bulma will be wondering where I am!

Eighteen: What the hell happened just now?! I thought you were the proud Saiyan prince! Now you’re acting like a hen-pecked pussy!

Vegeta: Say whatever you want about me, I don’t give a shit, because I’m going home!

Vegeta turned to head toward the bedroom exit, only to find Eighteen standing in the doorway, blocking his path.

Vegeta: Cute, REAL cute. Now get outta my way!

Eighteen: Not gonna happen, big man! You’re here for the long haul, and I’m taking you to the limit!

And with that, Eighteen radiated a shockwave that forced Vegeta back onto the bed. Eighteen then knelt down in front of him, pulled down his shorts, and stated to lick and suck his cock until it became hard again.

Vegeta: Well, I can honestly say I didn’t see this coming!

Eighteen got up and squatted over Vegeta’s cock.

Eighteen: Don’t get too comfortable! I’m gonna make you work until your cock falls off!!

That last statement wiped the smile off of Vegeta’s face. Eighteen squatted down until her anus was on the tip of Vegeta’s cock. She sneered, then pushed down until Vegeta’s penis was all the way inside her ass. She started grinding her ass up and down on Vegeta’s cock, and Vegeta used his hips to push deeper into her.

As the two of them got more and more into it, their passions flared up again, and they totally forgot what had transpired before. Vegeta grabbed Eighteen’s hips to gain more leverage, and sucked on her very erect nipples. They both came soon afterward, spraying the bed with more of their orgasmic juices!

After a moment, Eighteen got up again and drilled Vegeta’s cock into her pussy. Even though Vegeta had barely recovered from their last fuck, Eighteen was pumping again, pushing him deeper and deeper into her, and rubbing her clit in a circular motion!

Vegeta: When you…said you were…going to work me, I thought you were kidding!

Eighteen: What? Didn’t Krillin tell you? I’m normally not satisfied until I’ve had sex at least six times in a night!

Vegeta: S-s-SIX TIMES?!

Eighteen: Think your Saiyan pride can save you now?

Vegeta: Well, it might not be a problem if I go Super Saiyan…

Eighteen: But then the others might sense the rise in energy, and come to investigate. You didn’t think of that, did you?

Vegeta: ………Ahh. You have a point there. Guess that means I’ll just have to grin and bear it, won’t I?

Eighteen: I’m glad we’re in agreement! Now shut up and keep fucking!

Vegeta: *under his breath* It’s official. I am an idiot.

The two of them continued to have sex for the rest of the afternoon, in various rooms around the house, and in various positions. After they were done, Vegeta helped Eighteen put everything back to normal, so that Krillin wouldn’t know what happened.

Vegeta: Right, now that all of that is settled, I’ll be on my way…

Eighteen: Just a second.

Vegeta: What? Again?

Eighteen: No you spiky-haired buffoon! Give me your cell phone number.

Vegeta: Why do you want my number?

Eighteen: So I can call for you when I’m lonely. I get lonely a LOT.

Vegeta: I can’t have you calling me all hours of the day and night! What if Bulma gets suspicious?

Eighteen: Not my problem. If you don’t come when I call, you may leave me no choice but to tell her what you did to me, you pervert!

Vegeta: ……DAMN IT! Why are you being so persistent woman?!

Eighteen: I have needs. Simple as that. And if you have any stupid ideas about using that controller again…

Eighteen pulls out the Android Controller, and then fries it’s circuits with her eye beams, causing a puff of black smoke to pour out of its sides.

Eighteen: …And I’m making sure that the Briefs family destroy every other controller AND the blueprints!

Vegeta: Once again, it seems that I have underestimated you!

Eighteen: Never underestimate the fairer sex! I’ll see you next week.

Vegeta: Next week? What are we doing next week?

Eighteen: I haven’t decided yet, but let’s just say it’s going to be VERY dangerous! Bye Vegeta! *closes door*

Vegeta walked back along the path in a daze, wondering what the hell just happened. He thought he had been in total control of the situation, but somehow he was now being controlled by Eighteen. It was a very unfamiliar feeling. But he liked it!

END

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